Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.
I’m sorry I keep making these dumb things. But hey, this is on redbubble, yo.
WE’RE ALL ENEMIES HERE
"Each more of a Judas than the last…"
The boys of Supernatural or how I would take a cast photograph for GQ.
"A cup of coffee is how much?!"
Cap3 Working Title:
Captain America: Steve Rogers Vs Inflation
Normalize fat women’s bodies. Normalize public breastfeeding. Normalize home births and midwives and reproductive autonomy. Normalize body hair on women.
Reject the notion that women are to be regulated and controlled and pressured to conform to societal standards.
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was