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Are we safe from dinosaurs? No way

Lela. 18. Massachusetts. Hufflepuff. Studying Physics in Chicago.
This is a multifandom bog, with a whole bunch of random stuff that makes me giggle. I tag most of my posts so you can black list the stuff you don't want to see and if I'm not tagging something properly just let me know! Come and talk to me, my ask is always open!




















samueldeanwinchester:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen.

Simon Monroe: I've found the first risen.
Simon Monroe: You should see him.
Simon Monroe: He's beautiful.
Simon Monroe: We totally just made out.
bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it going to end?

— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

(Source: words-going-across-the-universe)

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m sorry I keep making these dumb things. But hey, this is on redbubble, yo.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m sorry I keep making these dumb things. But hey, this is on redbubble, yo.

princehamlette:

WE’RE ALL ENEMIES HERE

"Each more of a Judas than the last…"

The boys of Supernatural or how I would take a cast photograph for GQ.

Check out my Society6 shop for prints and other various objects! Together and separately!

boopboopbi:

"A cup of coffee is how much?!"

Cap3 Working Title:

Captain America: Steve Rogers Vs Inflation

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

marshmallowfluffwoman:

Normalize fat women’s bodies. Normalize public breastfeeding. Normalize home births and midwives and reproductive autonomy. Normalize body hair on women.
Reject the notion that women are to be regulated and controlled and pressured to conform to societal standards.

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

dumb smiles after they kissed (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

(Source: memitims)

HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

(Source: ofabeautifulnight)

supermattural:

wigglytuffitout:

do not be upset friends!!!

look at these well-organized cats instead

i figured out what heaven looks like

(Source: wigglyflippingout)